Game Information
Title: Penis Simulator
Genre: Casual, Indie, Simulation
Developer: Secret Game Team
Publisher: Secret Game Team
Release Date: 16 May, 2026
Buy Now: Steam
18+
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 12 or Vulkan compatible, 1 GB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 250 MB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
Penis Simulator Overview
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics and defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats
For centuries, brave men have pushed back The Darkness with humanity’s most ancient weapon.
Now it’s your turn.
Your grandfather has died and left you a letter, starting your journey in the legendary Golden Order.
Meanwhile, in the depths of our modern world, Dark Beings are proliferating, waiting for the right opportunity to sneak out and finally conquer back the world.
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics, defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats, and unravel the conspiracy your grandfather died protecting.
The creatures are getting smarter. The Order is watching… and your bladder won’t last forever.
How to Download and Install
1. Click the download button to start.
2. When the download is complete, right-click the .rar file and select ‘Extract to current folder’.(If you run into any errors while extracting, make sure you’re using WinRAR or 7-Zip.)
3. Open the unzipped folder, find the .exe file, and double click it to run. (If there’s a _Readme.txt in the folder, it’s probably worth checking out.)
4. Enjoy. If you get any missing .dll errors, check for a ‘Redist’ or ‘_CommonRedist’ folder and install everything inside.
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